God, it must be SO HARD to be judged by your appearance and clothing choices instead of your skills and work ethic. HOW TERRIBLE.
I love my cargo shorts. I’m a middle-aged dad; we automatically receive a pair in the mail on our birthday.
rude 2 bbq chips
Working class Americans for Trump
What really gets me is that Trump’s supporters criticize Hilary because her husband was unfaithful while simultaneously supporting a man who everyone knows cheated on his first wife.
Rep. Blackburn drinks a tall glass of freshly squeezed cognitive dissonance every morning.
I keep telling myself that at some point Trump will say to Clinton “You couldn’t control your husband, how can you control the US?” so she can reply “You couldn’t make your own daughter’s business manufacture its products in the US, how are you going to make Apple/Nabisco/Ford/etc do it?”
That’s an insult to my intelligence. I have the ability to think on my own.
How can you even focus on that when the event’s signage involves both prissy faux-handwriting and a PINK HEART for godssakes. How many meetings did they have to go through before they nixed the fairy-princess mascot with the sparkly wand?
Angels for Satan
To find the Women Vote Trump, “the official home for women who support Donald Trump,” we went to a beautiful mall in downtown Cleveland
HOLY SHIT, PETER THIEL’S LAWYER IS GONNA BE FUCKING BUSY!!!
I am going to go to the adult movie theater using my adult money with my adult wife while driving my adult car this weekend.
I have exactly one uppity Christian mom on my Facebook feed (my kid was friends with her kid, I was unaware of the zealotry) and I cannot bring myself to flush her. Her Facebook page is like a circus train derailment, it’s so comically that I can’t look away. I am weak.
Hot take: Jennifer Mayer is a food stylist gone rogue.
Seriously. Everyone knows it’s really roast beef.
For real though, I’m mainly impressed with the attention to detail in giving that ham sandwich a clitoris.
I thought it was fake too. Everyone knows uppity Christian moms only use Facebook.