NakedKitty
NakedKitty
NakedKitty

I’m voting for the candidate whose ideologies most closely align with my own, in the hopes that a strong showing will be a message to future candidates that there is value in supporting true liberal policies.

1) This dumb election has made every single politically minded person lose their minds and I can’t wait until it’s over

They were totally awesome when I met them in this dream I had once

I 1000000000000000% concur. Also, “Luna Legend” sounds like an anime princess.

I like an outfit that is both gym and 90s prom-ready.

Luna Simone is a beautiful name.

Should have used John’s stage last name. Luna Legend sounds like she could get shit done.

I have a few stipulations for this production:

Even though I knew the movie got a lot wrong but I lovvvvvveeeee “Once Upon a December”

for you, boo

I still find it incredible that Anna Wintour, a person who wears the most horrible outfits imaginable, is some bastion of what taste and style is. Her haircut hasn’t changed in decades, she wears the same makeup regardless of it being day or night and literally the only thing that changes on this husk of a human is

Gawker/Jezebel should restrict the use of the word shade to articles written/edited/review by her Woke Honor Judge Kara.

*raises hand like Hermione in Potions class on Sorcerer’s Stone*

In case you don’t have time to change it, Judith slaying Holofernes by Gentileschi is this one:

Always appropriate:

Right, because there’s no use in teaching those same frat bros that what they’re doing is wrong. Instead we should make the onus totally on women not to get raped and leave the frat bros alone so they continue their behavior. /s

Women should also avoid spaces where men are likely to be present, because men may strike at any time, especially if provoked. A man who is about to strike will raise himself into an intimidating posture and then shake the rattle on his tail in order to warn away a woman who he sees as a potential target.

Poor Ram fan.

That was really desperate. WeatherTech must have threatened to pull their ads or something.