“I said, ‘I’m not big on school,’ and I will back that up,” he says.

“The appeal of the rescue is that it’s a happy ending,” says Janie Chuang without the slightest touch of irony.

He throws his hands up. Don’t you get it?

Wait...the gardener is named Mr. Lawn?!

One of the most disturbing things in the original article was that Foos AND Talese clearly felt (and explicitly stated) that because the guests didn’t know this was happening it wasn’t a real crime - a no harm-no foul approach to consent that is truly terrifying.

This man is a predator. He can couch it in research, but he’s a predator.

It’s a better idea to list real pros and cons of both candidates then the bs you posted. But then, you aren’t looking for dialog, just pushing opinion.

Happy chocolate ice cream swirl? Oooh, that looks adorable and delicious!

My thoughts on Slate’s analysis:

It would amazing. My life is decidedly lacking in Tyra Mail.

I 100% don’t get the snark. Life can be lonely AF and not all of us like being glued to our Laptops commenting on Jezebel all day eating cheese and intermitenly checking out cats on Neko Atsume. Community living is great but hard to carry out in cities, as long as the price is reasonable this is a fab alternative

I got Gouda.

Then you should take the Buzzfeed quiz “What’s Your Spirit Cheese?”

Ooookaayyyyy, but when do they start voting each other out, or whatever? How often do they get Tyra mail? Is there a Confessional?

I’ve talked to some of my work acquaintances about it (I don’t really have any friends) and they always end up telling me I should just cheat.

Wow, you got them all right, in the correct order, the first time! Deadspin writers always fail at that.

If I have to read things like “CHIC AT ANY SIZE!!!!!!!!!!!!!” ever again, I will be forced to poke my eyes out. Why is this still a thing? Statements like this, plastered on magazines etc., are postured like it should be accepted as a “happy surprise!!!” by anyone who doesn’t fit strictly defined standards of size and…

I love this photo and I know the context isn’t that Obama made the most dad joke ever but I like to pretend it is.

I’m so angry I read this whole letter. But even angrier I read it in Comic Sans.

COMIC SANS