“I am more than happy to drag your intimidation tactics into the public eye for all your customers and prospective buyers to see.”

So, they’re saying all this stuff is CORRECT?

YEP

this was the perfect opportunity for

They had the PERFECT opportunity to classify feminine hygiene products as necessary goods and remove the luxury tax! Why did this not happen!

Honestly, I think it’s because as a female you are worried you’ll be judged if you don’t show up. Dudes just take for granted that they can stay home when they are sick, their kid is sick, or it’s dangerous to travel.

YASSSSS QUEENS, SLAAAAYYYYYY

Calm down there, Satan.

What..........can I..........do...........for you.........today?

Poor little guy. I bet he was exhausted.

Uber markets itself as simpler and cheaper than cabs because you don't need to tip. If they've changed their pricing scheme to the point where tipping is now necessary to make any money, they need to make that clear!

Uber makes it hard to tip unless you carry cash, though. I do find that annoying because sometimes I want to tip and don’t have cash. I thought they made 80% of the fare?

This guy, Macklemore? This is the kind of try-hard that I like.

annnnd probably does

His advisory board is a diverse group. Some say no abortions ever. Some say never ever. Some say never ever ever. The most fervent add an exclamtion point.

Rubio demonstrating alternatives to intercourse in an abstinence-only sex ed class?