I don’t even understand how it is legal to provide and lawfully require knowingly untrue medical information. I further don’t understand how there are not lawsuits because of this (or maybe there are, but you’d think we’d hear more about those...??).

FACT: BRISTOL PALIN HAD TWO UNPLANNED PREGNANCIES THAT RESULTED IN BABIES. DON’T YOU WANT TO BE FAMOUS LIKE BRISTOL PALIN?

FACT: YOU WILL BE HAUNTED BY YOUR ABORTED BABY FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE

Can you really boycott a place no one wants to go to?

So Oklahoma is a PRO-THEOCRACY state, with 0% belief in science or personal freedoms?

F*CK THAT. Sounds like a place to boycott.

FACT: THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU HAVE AN ABORTION

How is it that people take something that COULD (in the right hands) be helpful (like having a fully formed factual website full of information on what will be happening to your body and support resources no matter what option you decide) and then be like OKAY BUT LETS PUT LIES ON IT.

ESPECIALLY FUCK the fact that the law gets to ignore facts and replace them with “facts”

Just know that you have named my autobiography. “Catching Dick Left and Right: The LolaCat5 Story” will sell ALL the copies because of you.

My mom told me you could tell who had lost their virginity because their butts would suddenly get bigger.

To a subset of mothers, “motherly” means “entirely up in and controlling of my daughter’s vagina.”

According to the linked article, there were only about six kids in the group. I cannot even FATHOM how she “suggested one was not” a virgin. Did she, like, point to one of them and go “this slut right here is CLEARLY catching dick left and right, but what about the rest of you?”

“So, are you girls virgins? I can tell Julie is not because look at her exposed ankles. That’s the mark of a hussy. Put some clothes on Julie.”

“In hindsight, a few of the thoughts I shared, while well-intended, may have come across as more motherly than what they would expect from their state representative,” she wrote. “If anything I said offended them or made them feel uncomfortable, I apologize.”

I saw on Twitter someone posted (paraphrased), “saying ‘save the rainforests’ doesn’t automatically mean ‘fuck all other forests,’” which I appreciated as an analogy for all this “all lives matter” nonsense.

I will never understand how people seem to think that someone saying "Black lives matter" somehow means "everyone else's life doesn’t" like what kind of mental gymnastics does someone go through to need to shout ALL LIVES MATTER in response?

A guy I know on Facebook was all up in arms about this situation, saying it happened because our President is weak, and if we have a strong President, the Iranians never would have tried anything. Standard hot take stuff, whatever. I thought the real gem was someone he knows:

Humorless? Have you seen any of the White House correspondence dinners? The man missed a career as a stand up comedian.

Thanks Obama.