i've been anxiously awaiting this! you never disappoint me, mr. magary.

THIS IS SHADE

I am atheist but this is beautiful.

I'm a little turned on.

This is giving me nightmares and I'm awake.

yes. flowers are always a welcome surprise and a very sweet, gentle way to say "hi!"

mr. NakedKitty & I are both OBSESSED with his violet shaving cream. Feels amazing, smells amazing, lasts forever!!!

mr. NakedKitty & I are both OBSESSED with his violet shaving cream. Feels amazing, smells amazing, lasts forever!!!

MAURY COMPSON!!

i SWEAR there was, but maybe it was just our lurid teenage imaginations! :P

my first on screen movie theatre peen was The Talented Mr Ripley. It was literally the only thing my then-teenage friends and I talked about afterwards, and is literally the only thing I remember about the film now!

I just wanted you to know that your tab round ups give me LYYYYFEEE like LITERALLY are the only things keeping me going each week.

<3 Tina <3

are most of these for full-time residence? They could be awesome for short term rentals (airBNB comes to mind), corporate housing or downtown weekend retreats.

hey girl. BEST MIDWEEK MADNESS EVER. cannot stop laughing.

I adore the day-after-a-holiday at Target. We love to decorate our house with Halloween stuff year-round (yes, we are weird) and November 1st is AMAZING! Everything is 50% off.

At least now you are armed with ways to let the uber-religious know that they have a religious calling to conserve the environment.

wishlisted.

at my parents wedding, my mom's cousin got wasted and punched the photographer. to this day, no one knows why.

omg i am totally finding a way to use "break pencils over my body" in conversation today.

"She and her boyfriend of two months are so excited to start a family together with the hat!!!"