girl, you look goooood as a pony!

"there was once a time when I could (and would) act out all the songs from Rent alone in my bedroom and that I used to be so obsessed with the movie Newsies that I had my very own Racetrack costume which I would wear out in public—and this wasn't when I was 10, but when I was a high school freshman."

I haven't finished reading this yet, but YOU WERE IN BALTIMORE AND WE DIDNT HANG OUT? I'm so depressed :'(

this gif is everything.

last time I went to the ER I waited 6 hours to be SEEN. I need to move to canada :/

yup. I have GAD (generalized anxiety disorder) - and people love to tell me to "stop worrying about it" :(

Zoe would be perfecttttttt! Love me some Center Stage.

i wear Hanky-Panky thongs every day and have for many years. i also have IBS so i know all about pooping. i have yet to find a single skid mark.

this makes me really happy! you guys could be long-lost cousins!

and so the writers of SVU have next season's premier already written.

this penguin... is my spirit animal

CANNOT STOP LAUGHING

ahem. CARCETTI.

So relieved that this had a happy ending!

and PS: always use protection!

I really enjoy this video, even if it's a commercial. But:

throwin dat shade f'reals

and let's not forget that the pledge was literally created by BIG FLAG to sell more American flags to schools.

GIORGIOOOOOOOOO <3

my husband and his friend were watching the race yesterday. i generally don't pay attention but i was rooting for DogeCar! (any car with a cute puppy on it is my favorite)