and to be honest, I'm super high maintenance and always over prepared (anxiety probs) - right now I have 5 shades of lipstick in my purse. AND I'm carrying WAY less.

how much does this weigh? Unless this girl is 500 lbs, this is certainly above the recommended body weight to purse weight ratio.

I really like the name Zinnia!

chalupa batman is from The League.

yeah. i signed up for 2 more years of the same plan i already have... although i lost my unlimited data :(. for the same price as before ($50/month on a family plan), i now have unlimited text ($20) and 2GB data ($30). fortunately i'm on wifi 95% of my life so i've never even come CLOSE to 2GB.

couldn't resist. i bought it! thanks for the heads up.

i would definitely give my kitty a lion's cut, but my kitty is already hairless (hence the kinja username) :P

Is that kitty from a catcafe? Because he/she is GORGEOUS.

Some rabbinic interpretations use "pomegranate" which is more accurate for the Middle East.

One of the local Baltimore sportscaster is Gerry Sandusky. Not to be confused with Penn State kiddie diddler Jerry Sandusky.

i'm down with giraffes too. especially giraffes giving kisses :)

I FUCKING LOVE PENGUINS!

WEDDING INDUSTRIAL COMPLEX.

THIS IS THE GREATEST GIF OF ALL TIME

I love your username.

New York of course! The only REAL bagel ;)

If you get the password, can you please share? I've been waiting for admission to the club for almost 30 years now.... #getmoney #eatbagels

I'm not in AA, but I am atheist. And I claim science as my higher power all the time. Science is what lead me to atheism without any doubt.

Well... According to some people the trilogy was completed by Joseph Smith, Founder of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints (Mormons).

TROY AND ABED IN THE MOOOOOOOOOOOORNING!