I am atheist but this is beautiful.

I'm a little turned on.

This is giving me nightmares and I'm awake.

yes. flowers are always a welcome surprise and a very sweet, gentle way to say "hi!"

mr. NakedKitty & I are both OBSESSED with his violet shaving cream. Feels amazing, smells amazing, lasts forever!!!

mr. NakedKitty & I are both OBSESSED with his violet shaving cream. Feels amazing, smells amazing, lasts forever!!!

MAURY COMPSON!!

i SWEAR there was, but maybe it was just our lurid teenage imaginations! :P

my first on screen movie theatre peen was The Talented Mr Ripley. It was literally the only thing my then-teenage friends and I talked about afterwards, and is literally the only thing I remember about the film now!

I just wanted you to know that your tab round ups give me LYYYYFEEE like LITERALLY are the only things keeping me going each week.

<3 Tina <3

hey girl. BEST MIDWEEK MADNESS EVER. cannot stop laughing.

I adore the day-after-a-holiday at Target. We love to decorate our house with Halloween stuff year-round (yes, we are weird) and November 1st is AMAZING! Everything is 50% off.

wishlisted.

at my parents wedding, my mom's cousin got wasted and punched the photographer. to this day, no one knows why.

omg i am totally finding a way to use "break pencils over my body" in conversation today.

"She and her boyfriend of two months are so excited to start a family together with the hat!!!"

girl, you look goooood as a pony!

"there was once a time when I could (and would) act out all the songs from Rent alone in my bedroom and that I used to be so obsessed with the movie Newsies that I had my very own Racetrack costume which I would wear out in public—and this wasn't when I was 10, but when I was a high school freshman."

I haven't finished reading this yet, but YOU WERE IN BALTIMORE AND WE DIDNT HANG OUT? I'm so depressed :'(

this gif is everything.