last time I went to the ER I waited 6 hours to be SEEN. I need to move to canada :/

yup. I have GAD (generalized anxiety disorder) - and people love to tell me to "stop worrying about it" :(

Zoe would be perfecttttttt! Love me some Center Stage.

i wear Hanky-Panky thongs every day and have for many years. i also have IBS so i know all about pooping. i have yet to find a single skid mark.

this makes me really happy! you guys could be long-lost cousins!

and so the writers of SVU have next season's premier already written.

this penguin... is my spirit animal

CANNOT STOP LAUGHING

ahem. CARCETTI.

So relieved that this had a happy ending!

and PS: always use protection!

I really enjoy this video, even if it's a commercial. But:

and let's not forget that the pledge was literally created by BIG FLAG to sell more American flags to schools.

GIORGIOOOOOOOOO <3

my husband and his friend were watching the race yesterday. i generally don't pay attention but i was rooting for DogeCar! (any car with a cute puppy on it is my favorite)

and to be honest, I'm super high maintenance and always over prepared (anxiety probs) - right now I have 5 shades of lipstick in my purse. AND I'm carrying WAY less.

how much does this weigh? Unless this girl is 500 lbs, this is certainly above the recommended body weight to purse weight ratio.

I really like the name Zinnia!

chalupa batman is from The League.

i would definitely give my kitty a lion's cut, but my kitty is already hairless (hence the kinja username) :P