TEAM ASSCHER!

Every time I see this gif I feel so many feels. And a lot of jealously, I want to hug a monkey! I also want to hug Cragan, so there's that.

DIET COKE DIET COKE DIET COKE.

Oh but of course. What was I thinking?

I was required to get certain vaccines to enroll in the dorms at University in the US (meningitis I believe as the dormitory system is a great place for it to spread like wildfire). But you could get a exception for medical or religious reasons.

And I'm not sure what her degree-name-drop has anything to do with anything.

This. When we got engaged, I told my parents I wanted to elope to Vegas with parents, brothers and BFFs only.

I feel this.

I got married one year ago this month, and I couldn't tell you who didn't get us a gift... Or who did, frankly. Gifts were not the reason we got married.

Cannot tell if troll... 2/10

Please post the link! I want to hate-browse.

Well played, well played indeed.

I know wayyyy too many people from Dumbfuckistan.

Let me tell you, I know SOOOO many people from Dumbfuckistan. Too many.

My kitty likes to wear clothes! He's hairless, so it keeps him warm >.<

COTD! COTD! COTD!

I have seen very, very few movies (try me) but I'ves seen TTYD multiple times. Love it!

Not bad at all. Amazing.