Belongs in a toupee hall of shame.

FYI, Locust Point in Baltimore was second only to Ellis island for immigration intake during the same time period. ;)

The Giver the movie BETTER be good, or shit's gonna go down. that book was quite important in my childhood.

what actually did the most damage to Morgan Spurlock was the gigantic, sugary soda. he never chose diet or anything without sugar.

and seriously - this is one of the largest supply chains in the world! make it work!

I can't decide which starfish I like more: Patrick from SpongeBob or Peach from Finding Nemo. Your votes, Jezzies?

Also, there is no such thing as a starfish. They are Echinodermata, not fish. The correct name is Sea Star. So the dude is wrong on many levels.

and then Hammer-shuffled out of the frame playing the banjo

you guys, i actually really want ke$ha's hair. like really badly. i know i should be ashamed but i'm totally not.

duh, because the Nordstrom would be in the Eagleton mall, and Eagleton sucks.

i love this article, because i totally do this on every episode! i'm always shouting at Mr. NakedKitty "OH MY GOD THAT SHIRT IS FROM EQUIPMENT I SAW IT ON SHOPBOP!"

Never, ever delete that message. Truly priceless.

You win ALL of teh internets.

STAHP ITS TOO GOOD TO BE TRUE THE WORLD WILL EXPLOde

"Star chefs were meant to cry?"

Umm Tory Burch probably also uses "sweatshop" labor. That's how ready-to-wear clothes are made.

I can't decide if I'm sadder because people suck or because I'm not surprised that people suck.
I've come to expect the worst.

Not really. Since it isn't a Holi celebration. Just taking the "best part" out of it.

I had no idea. Thanks for explaining! But now I am even more afraid of the dentist :(