"emotional maturity of a chia pet" is amazing, can i borrow that?

AIN'T NOBODY GOT TIME FOR THAT

RE: letter #2: why are the finances of your relationship any of her biznass? tell her to GFTO.

dance safe doesn't exist any more?? (sorry, i am an old). sad news :(

i haven't finished reading the article yet, but i LOVE that there is a town called George, Washington.

"I don't know, maybe she wasn't a virgin,"

i'm a let you finish, but miss teen south carolina had the worst interview response of all time!

i started the video, then stopped when i realized it was making me dumber with each passing second.

Rick Santorum (on the top 100 worst people ever list) always says that same-sex marriage discourages opposite-sex marriage, but does he every say WHY? i literally cannot come up with a single reason why that would be so. if you love someone, marry them. duh.

this looks so good! AND you made an NSYNC reference so <3 <3 <3

i'd hit that. with or without the salad dressing.

NO

this has probably been said already, but i like the un-retouched photo better. the "after" model looks like an alien (which they've basically turned her into).

those nails!

yay a positive post about baltimore <3

not just a bow-tie, he also mixes a striped bow-tie with a plaid shirt. bonus points!

people cant waste/spend their money however they'd like, but this makes me super-ragey: "if Universal didn't offer a VIP option, I wouldn't go...I just don't have the time to wait in a line."

yikes! Andrew Rannell is so tanned/brozed/shiny that he looks plastic.

+1 for a good point

So glad you received good medical care AND told the the too-pushy "clinic" lady! A win -win!