Can you imagine being Stacey Dash’s intern?

The restroom attendant at the club on a Saturday night, because y’all nasty.

Speaking as someone from Jersey, I support this message. Actually not sure that begging will do it.

Craft Thread!

maybe infinite scrolling isn’t such a bad thing....

maybe infinite scrolling isn’t such a bad thing after, because here’s the first comment under this article from my perspective.

That chorus is...not what I was expecting.

This is sports culture in America. Sports teams get amazing funding as teachers are struggling to keep pencils in their classrooms, many of our colleges rank sports as more important than classes, sports are being pushed onto kids younger and younger, and they’re only getting more extreme. And I don’t mean like fun,…

Nothing against Cardi, I just get upset when I remember SZA isn’t as famous as her.

I’d get more tranquility from a baggy full of $2000 up in my Choocha

She grew up in foster care, was homeless for a while, I chalk it up to her having seen worse things that I could never understand. I definitely cringed when I heard her say it, it just doesn’t ruin her for me. Takes her down a peg in my heart maybe.

She is so hilarious. She has this amazing story about meeting Will Smith and Jada Pinkett and it is SO FUCKING PERFECT

A guy who worked next door to my office struck up a friendship with me. We were super cool for three years. No mention of a girlfriend. Then I see he got married. It was all over Facebook. I congratulated him. He got all weird and defensive about it. Wouldn’t admit to it. Demanded to know how I knew?

Love this clip. Giving these two a show is the best idea any TV exec has had since I don’t even know when.

Whoa...that’s really something. Being in the foreground, shouldn’t his hand actually be magnified relative to the rest of him? Creepy, man.

Hopefully this asshole

Hey avocado toast devotees- you are literally eating what a ton of us fed our babies.

Mashed potatoes (plain, yam, sweet) are fucking delicious and are totally appropriate for adults. As is apple sauce, mixed fruit puree, creamed cauliflower, oatmeal, etc, etc. You weren’t the only one to “share” your kids’ home made baby food, let me tell you. I was so focused on making sure my kid got a variety of…

I didn’t find any article that said she called BLM a terrorist group.