Do you know what’s really frustrating? All they have to do is say they smell marijuana.

I think wheat germ must have had a come back in the 90s because I remember my mom suddenly deciding we were going to eat wheat germ on yogurt... and then we had a jar of wheat germ in our freezer for years because no one liked it, like eating god damn grapenuts.

It’s only been 7 months. This seriously needs to stop. And to all of the people claiming that Trump is the lesser of two evils or that he and Hillary were the same....

Just throwing this out there because this woman finally understood, it’s not entirely what we want from the dog, but what the dog needs from us. And that takes time:

My guess is that he’s trash in bed.

You know who have plenty of food but hasn’t been mentioned at all?

Tarly wasn’t xenophobic the Dothraki are an invading army known for raping and pillaging. It’s not just propaganda it’s true. These aren’t refugees they are an invasion force.

Aw hell naw! Do y’all have dental insurance? “Honey, I set us up appointments for our dental cleanings! I just found out that not having your teeth cleaned regularly can cause heart problems!!” Boom. Done.

How does a rich, alcoholic New York comedian have such repetitive, boring stories?

WHAT IS THIS STORY?! WHO IS THIS MAN?!

Apparently he was kicked out of a bar recently for repeatedly harassing multiple women.

Black-ish deserves ALL the Emmys.

Bob Ryan paid her the best compliment, which is she is the only person in her field who could call college and pro, men’s and women’s, as well as she does.

Later that day is when Trump went off on Sessions for not firing the acting director of the FBI... for being a friend of Comey.

I would bail on brunch to help the Obamas for something as trifling as a phone ID, too. Malia is a national treasure!

Thus adding to this list of why Lawrence thinks he’s a good guy when he’s really a “good guy.”

Lawrence is stiff. And it shows in his wardrobe and the class based anti-Blackness he felt when interacting with them. Her family seemed normal and loving. Would have enjoyed myself there instead of attempting to hold my embarrassing traits in for an upper crust crew of black folk.

I disagree with 6. If you get to the cookout before everybody else you better expect to be unfolding chairs, setting up tables, and grabbing this and that. Everything else is spot on I can’t believe he left that bomb ass cookout.

Yeah, Lawrence botched that. What he should have done was stayed long enough to have a plate and then done a clean goodbye.

Praise be, bitch.