I have this idea for grown up lunchables that would have FANCY sliced meats and cheese (in square/round shapes of course) and a pouch of Franzia (or sim) instead of capri sun.

I can't stop laughing at the ending. "Actually, Nancy...we just have to get to the weather." Yes, we have a show to run here, we can't just sit around all day yelling about porn.

If you're a Kardashian, it's HARD WORK!!11!!1!!eleventy!

Better electronic masturbation.

Those GIF's are priceless.

A handheld showerhead obviates the need for step 12 but unfortunately my current apartment lacks one. Not a huge deal for me though, I'm pretty flexible.

Hrmm... OK. Fine. But it rubs me the wrong way, like we need to be told to chill out. Like I expect a sign saying "I know when you tell me to smile you just want me to be reminded that happiness trumps unhappiness" followed by "When I tell you to smile, it's because you're beautiful when you do."

Moderately hairy overall, moreso downstairs. Razors aren't a good option on the asscrack for a variety of reasons, stubble and awkard angles being the top 2. I've thought about waxing but it's kind of expensive for my needs. Been doing it about 5 years (I'm 30). I'm straight and don't do it for any sexual reason. It's…

"Chris Brown is allegedly miserable in jail..."

These questions are why I went with my American Horror Story conspiracy theory.

1.) I didn't fail to notice that Fitz intentionally said "person" to give Cyrus room.

MAMA POPE

Raised by a daddy with secrets? She will be the next Olivia Pope.

Clearly, she's not this Amy.

I will defend Nicotine all the way until it goes head to head with Caffeine. For the most part, I'm a nonsmoker, but the vilification of cigarettes drives me fucking nuts.

"I felt betrayed, like I was being bribed."

Re LW3:

I initially read that headline as Man's Penis Epic Story of Love. Of course I clicked that headline. Only slightly disappointed with the content. Go, you brokenhearted romantic.

Just eight percent of women in their 50s and two percent in their 60s agreed with swapping an engagement ring for a house note...

as a PhD student the only thing I can model for is Old Navy or "that dumpster outside the mall"