I mean, she could have been referring to "bottomless brunches," that famous meal where we eat waffles without pants. It's seminude spectacle that's all the rage in Brooklyn lately. (In my apartment.)

"lunnerfast," a meal I made up to describe the meal I eat at IHOP at 3 a.m. when I'm in the mood for a burger, pancakes and maybe a little T-bone steak.

I haven't even watched this yet, and I just know it will be terrifying.

Ok, here goes!

Incidentally, the reason my getting Baby Spice was so ridiculous is because as a former bike messenger who lifted weights on her lunch hour (because if I actually ate lunch, rather than just snacking all day, I'd have puked), I totally should have gotten Sporty Spice.

I was the token black girl in 1998, so... I know all Scary's verses.

I think we just uncovered the mystery of why they have so many children, and why she kept getting knocked up long after her doctors told her not to. It's the only way for her to get a few nights off.

Why have sex if you don't feel like like having sex?

I was picturing it ripped down the middle.

And here we finally get a modicum of truth leaking through the carefully constructed PR narrative: I'm not Disney

It's okay. See you at dinner.

YES. SO GOOD. i wish they had it at the gas station on the corner… right now i'm forced to go to the grocery store to acquire it.

Barefoot! because i am a grad student and it's $5.99 at the gas station.

When I was really little my eldest sister would put bugs in my face and make me cry, and I was SO SCARED of bugs for the longest time, and I still HATE HATE HATE them. This nearly made me die UGHFHSBFKDJS. Even just her holding it GAWD. Poor lil baby.

Six dollars for a virgin daiquiri?

EW

So those ads spammers post in the comment section are true!

Goddammit, she's living my dream...

I use regular deodorant myself most times. When things are sticky in warmer weather though, I start to itch. In that case I use this foot powder - so much for body part marketing, huh? It's Lush's T for Toes, which is kaolin based. I like this because I'm not looking for friction reduction, and it's more absorbent…

Yep, my mom and my well-endowed friends always baby powder under their breasts post-shower.