I came on here to say the same without the part about inflation. Nice touch.

Just deleted my livejournal from '03! Forgot it existed. My posts were crap. Thanks for the reminder, Mark.

Whenever I forget it and use my hand instead, I feel barbaric lol. Their products are worth double their price.

I have a couple, but the soraya is my personal favorite. It's so powerful.

You speak the truth! I have to be exhausted (or drunk) to fall asleep without a little strumming on my own banjo first. Sounds like a lot more women need to invest in a Lelo.

She's getting that publicity for wayyyy cheaper than she anticipated, isn't she?

This looks like fun, and I want to be there. I want escargot and a fancy dresses and weddings in Paris and all that. Where's my invite?!

But I have trust issues. Never would I have thought it was that bad.

Ahhhhhhhhh!

Champagne? Who even goes here?

Kanye, save him from himself and take his mic away please. Please.

If the Magic Wand ignores the clit, then I have no clue what it does.

Your whole answer was really interesting, but the step that I found most interesting was #12. Keep doing what you're doing.

That's dedication. You rock.

I take back every bad thing I said. This show is great.

I can't even with this show anymore. Quinn and Huck? Yea okay, Shonda.

Jake —- also take advantage of me. But in a totally consensual way. I'm readdddy!!

Grimy! I love it.

There's an exhibit at the Native American Smithsonian that tries to do the same thing. There's a wall with a reflective surface that you walk past. In the wall are pictures of Native Americans, and as you are looking at them you see yourself. Good for establishing perspective. OAN: that museum has the best food. Try…

I don't think they abstain during pregnancy. I vaguely remember Michelle's OB/GYN advising her (like she needs advice on childbirth) to have sex because it will help bring about labor.