I thought it was ripped in half as well! A half of a coat being an actual thing makes for a much less interesting story.

I'm poor, in grad school, and drink Barefoot moscato too! Please try the Barefoot pink moscato. It'll change your life.

I might be your older sister. Sorry about the bug thing.

I might be your older sister. Sorry about the bug thing.

I hope the patient is okay, but this story was wildly entertaining. Two thumbs up.

Today was freezing. How are they dressed like that?

Gotta try that! I heard it's so much better than baby powder.

And all this time I've been using real deodorant and baby powder under there!

My experience with gigolos begins (and ends) with Nick Cannon.

Showtime has an app for subscribers that lets them view their shows, perhaps even full seasons, on an iPad. Direct TV and Comcast offer similar apps.

No one smiles next to pizza in DC. It's not that good here.

No one smiles next to pizza in DC. It's not that good here.

I can't thank you enough for posting this. It's simply amazing.

Yay Teddy!! Give us more Scandal, universe. Give it now!!

Can't call the woman crazy if we don't know the colors.

I still love my American Girl doll — I may or I may not still change her clothes seasonally. Don't judge me.

I think you hit the nail on the head. She's more interesting than Olivia Pope and Oprah combined, so her resting face should be scrutinized and publicized.

This song is way too much pressure for any one Saturday.

I can't with him today.

My sister wrote this and she is pretending that I am her brother? I'm so confused.