This is yet another great car that is practically impossible to find in stock form.

"But eez eet faaaast??"

Get rid of the damn diamond/titanium/Jezebel hard game barriers. If I want to crash someone into a wall and have them drive through it and flip over 22 times, let me. If I want to go 200 mph on the Top Gear track and blast through some tires, let me. If I want to drive into the pits at 150+ mph, let me.

The H2 is basically, well, not basically, it is a tarted up Chevy Tahoe.

You may be right. It looks like they tried here, but the compactor only had so much to give.

Just remember that once you go Blackwood, you never go backwood.

COME AT ME, BRO!

When the McDonald's off exit 9 of the New Jersey Turnpike kicked us out of the corner booth.

Those are some awful tail lights on that evolution orange car

Or feed them after midnight

Speaking of Miatas....if I made this, would you buy?

Will this be taught at the Jalopnik Institute of Science and Technology (J.I.S.T.)?

Hey! Nobody tells me that!

(Full Disclosure: Microsoft sent me an early copy of Forza 5 to review. They also sent me an Xbox One because no one has an Xbox One to use to review the game. They then sent me two copies of a game about zoos that I don't intend to play. Game companies are strange.)

Not to drive like an asshole huh? So Forza 5 has no BMWs in it?

it's because the windsheild is so wide but not very tall

Inb4 "Gran Tourismo is for real drivers" and "LOLCONSOLE PEASANTs, iRACING ISBEST"

My humps... my humps... my aerodynamic hum...

Oh you done pissed him off now.