Okay.
Now that's actually kind of cool.
Reminds me of that Jetta that was on Smoking Tire.

I wouldn't find the monkey car wash weird, that's actually pretty cool and quite humorous.

mmm BBQ

*edit another Jalopnik reader has informed me that this was the flag until 2001

And look at our old flag:

And this was our state flag until 1998:

That shift nob looks like a big ol chicken drumstick

Nah first gen Imprezas came in fwd variants

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It's front wheel drive
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Aren't most cars we see on the road are Doppelganger of each? All I see are silver blobs on the roads nowadays.

They're practically twins!

*Twin Turbo C7 From Hennessey Has No Trouble In Making Me Get A New Pair of Pants

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The south can't handle a little snow.
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Beating a dead horse.

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The south can't handle a little3 snow.
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Beating a dead horse.

Hideous wheels GM...

So wealth equates to above the law?

It's hard for me to stress how much of a brain-twister this is. I could afford that RX-7. Me, some dickhead blogger. George RR Martin wrote Game of Thrones, whereas I wrote, uh, about a Russian guy crashing into a pair of cows having sex. And yet we could both drive the same car.

The brakes are eye poppingly good. Technically there is nothing wrong with them at all, but they leave you wanting. Kind of like those mini muffins that were all the rage with the kids a few years ago.