Basic logic doesn't always come with big riches

Because fuck you that's why

I never knew such a vehicle existed

Splinters hurt

True sometimes Miata isn't always the answer

Most Jalop car even

You deserve a medal.

It's ricin! THEY FOUND OUT PATRICK!

I nominate Subaru's EJ series engines, starting its rein from 1989. In fact Jalopnik made it Engine of the Day once.

I think people with AARP cards are excited for this.

It's probably the best car Toyota ever made. Probably.

Ooooh This is gonna be good.