Well, there’s this:

Shout out to the woman at around 1:40 screaming “Go to Kansas!” You’re the real MVP.

Mongolian Beef

And here’s Leonidas’ dick and balls meeting Draymond Green.

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- Chris Berman

Hmm...maybe if he knew somebody who specialized at throwing objects with accuracy and velocity at a target almost exactly 60 feet away, that person could knock the drone out of the tree...

Forgot one record: Largest golf payout for Sweden since Elin’s divorce settlement.

Show of hands, who read that as eats his own shit at a first glance?

“Sick burn!”

So you're the saying Scientology is our main threat.

For when the One Sports Network comes

Some context: That was the Israeli side’s 3rd red card of the match, and it came in stoppage time. CSKA Sofia’s ultras are a bunch of neo-nazis that regularly bring swastika flags to matches and engage in other abhorrent anti-semitic behavior.

Worse yet are the people in the front of the line that stop too far back to trigger the light.

What are the odds of BOTH parents dying at once? Even if something that awful DID happen, you’d have the perfect sitcom pitch. “What happens when two selfish MILLENIALS have to care for seven grief-stricken orphans? HILARITY! That’s what.”

If you hack into the Mets’ computer system, you’ll be able to play unlimited games of Oregon Trail.

He’s lucky he didn’t break his leg. I don’t know if I’d raise hell if he was given a yellow for that tackle, but I don’t think there is any argument to be made that a red was unjustifiable.

Counterpoints, in no particular order:

For those of us outside of whatever state you're in, WHAT IS A PROPERTY TAX STICKER? Is it inspection? Registration? Something else?

I'm glad someone is finally looking at WAR and asking the question: What is it good for? Cause as best I can tell the answer is absolutely nothing.

Well now that blowjob is just completely embarrassing.