I honestly had no idea Israel Gutierrez is gay. And it shouldn’t (and doesn’t) matter. ESPN (and the world) needs more Izzy’s and LeBatard’s, and less huckleberry dumbfucks like Will Cain.  

Narcs.

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pluses and all that.

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While perusing the site in an attempt to mock every single team's incarnation of kiddie mascots, I found that the Redskins' little dude doesn't come up. I am left to only assume that it was extra racist and offensive and that hundreds of concerned 8-years olds inundated the site with pleas and petitions to have it…

Atta boy! +1

Oh, Mike. +1

Hilarious, as per usual. +1

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I shall not rest until I've had it. Well, I'll probably rest. I'm lazy and that's a lot of energy to exert over some beer.

Living in Indianapolis, if I didn't have NFL RedZone my choices would be Colts/Panthers on Fox or "The Nutcracker on Ice" on CBS. And I don't feel like watching two dogshit awful teams with 2 wins between them trade turnovers all afternoon.

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Fox keeps blabbering on about Kendall Hunter being a "2nd year player out of Oklahoma State". He's a rookie. They must be drunker than I am.

Nice.

Kevin Kolb looks like Joshua Jackson on "Fringe", only after a bender and a serious session of binge eating.

I shouldn't, but... +1

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