What position do you play on your lacrosse team?

I think that sign was just describing your average Red Sox fan.

So some insider information . My closest buddies live right behind the Texas Motor Speedway. They have been leaving this TV on at night and it lights up the entire sky . My buddies (3 brothers) all live just behind the track off FM156 .. This thing is so bright it will light up a room inside a house that has all the…

Meh. It must be oslo news day.

This will do a lot better than the company's life-sized foosball prototype, which was unpopular due to causing motion sickness but mainly because players didn't like having their arms surgically removed.

Let's be honest, 70% of Congress could fold tomorrow + nobody would notice a difference w/ possible exception of increase in passed legislation.

I guarantee this guy is also upset that there is no white history month.

I thought Jared already lost 175 pounds of redundant weight...

Where have we seen this before?

kidgasm with excitement

I live in Atlanta, Georgia. We don't handle snow well.

"You're hired."
-Craggs

YO SOY TACO BELL

Those are the old Nike Fumes. I'm not surprised they exploded. Manu has been running on those things for like 2 or 3 years now.

I don't see what the big deal is. I explode in my wife's shoes all the time.

This is still only the 100th most controversial thing said by someone named Ford in the last few months.

Strange-people in the South are re-living the past?

So the bear is not only gigantic but gifted with the magical power of fire manipulation?

So he hangs out on a boat while the army fights actual wars?

I'm thinking his next lawsuit should be against his barber.