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Ugg...

Sweet dreams.

It's really sad and disheartening that people these days continue to believe in the existence of imaginary beings. Wake up people, nobody believes anymore. It's just so farfetched that God would mete out all the punishment in the world against someone who's supposedly His child.

Are you paying attention CBS? THIS is how you provide entertainment Under the Dome.

Tom, if Thayer Evans can't spell "cat," what made you think he'd be able to spell "pussy"?

To put it crudely: it doesn't have a lot of Mexicans.

You've gotta feel for Uggla here, guys hitting .182 often struggle to have good ABs

I'm glad James Joyce finally got around to signing up for an email address.

This guy played like a champion.

Just glad to see the Falcons are so far to the right on that chart. I think that means they and the Broncos are the best teams in football. As we head into this weekend, I would appreciate more stories delivering this message to me again and again and again.

This seems destined to be one of those movies about assholes that end up being quoted by assholes to justify being assholes.

Yeah whatever, you pretentious dicks.

I think Georgia's young defense is going to be fine. As long as the offense can score 60 to 70 points a game.

Peter, Peter, Peter

Whoa, Tom. That's got to be the worst cover ever.

I'd Stihl hit it.

I have a dream that there won't be any one worth fighting with at the Kenny Chesney concert.

Sorry, I prefer chocolate MLK