Look At This Fucking Stripster

It's very "Baltimore" that the shitty Affliction style shirt is the women's model

And now I have to watch this.

Gives a new meaning to "Orange is the New Black".

To be fair, math is hard.

Advantage: Goldie the Dog

Damn, I'd always heard that Purdue had a dynamite engineering school, but I had no idea they were this proficient at producing tools.

"Best damn synchronized swimming routine I've ever seen!"

Arena football is switching to a year-round schedule as the LA KISS keep adding farewell games to their season.

The LA kiss sounds like it should be in the lingerie football league instead

Is this a troll post or fuck you?

Strangely enough, "Cletus" is one of the most common names of Fox News viewers.

Nightmare Ant is the only one who can stop him!

Why did the Cougar let Sarah Palin name his kids?

Springsteen's kid goes to Duke too. Now if only John Cafferty's, Eddie Money's, and Gary US Bonds' kids would show up. In sleeveless jean jackets. Wearing bandanas. With an acoustic guitar slung over their back. Brandishing Woody Guthrie's biography. (I think I just described the Gaslight Anthem)

How The Blockbuster Model Explains ESPN

Enough of these pro athletes and their trophy wives already . . .

Jay Cutler lost some weight.

This review just in from the Real American Blaine