I took an Ambien to sleep on a flight once and woke up in a drugged haze only to grunt, puke all over my brother in the seat next to me, and immediately fall back asleep. Apparently his airline blanket caught the brunt of it, saving my brother from the worst 8 hours of his life. I don’t remember most of this. Moral of…

And yet he was a strong leader, which has nothing to do with being sick or vomiting or hiding either.

can we refer to any time a game company fucks up really badly, as pulling a Konami?

Yep, it’s called taxis, uber or friend. You just pulled Pinkham’s law. Congrats.

I can’t like this article hard enough. This is exactly everything I said when I said how disappointed I was when Sony were disowning the vita. (ノಠ益ಠ)ノ彡┻━┻

Well. Said. I’ll never get why Sony didn’t push it harder here in the West after the PSP took a respectable chunk of the mobile market. I may actually fire mine up with Megaman Legends coming out tomorrow.

I like to point out the recent massacres of Muslims committed by Buddhists in Burma as a way to blow “lol religion of peace” morons’ minds.

Yeah, but a LOT of people think of Buddhism as an enlightened exception. This is a reminder that it really isn’t.

All major religions are fucked up patriarchies! Just a reminder.

Hell yes its ok to shame her. Bing cheap is fine, stealing shit is not. Stealing from a god damn library is really really far from ok.

Oh my god I’m so glad there’s a space for me to express how stupid this article is. It’s literally the exact same article papers have been writing about rich white kids in Manhattan since the 1920s, updated each year to include the new technology and trend.

Twice a year I say fuck it all to hell and I get a Big Mac. Extra sauce. No Pickles. Ketchup. And I inhale that motherfucker in under a minute. And then I go clean the bathroom floor, put down a nice blanket, my husband washes a load of underwear & PJs for me, and I spend 48 hours considering my life choices.

I’m not bothering with the game at all. I’ll buy it when it’s €5 with all content included and they won’t see a penny from me before.

I’ve always intended to wait for the completed release.

The problem is that Nintendo relies on a) fans doing that sort of work for free, and b) if they actually need something for a specific purpose, they’ll contract it out to a workshop that professionally does work like that for multiple clients.

Prosecute swatters as attempted murder.

You completely misread Doandroids' comment.

Sure, many people smoke pot, but that doesn't mean everyone should. Some people have effects like what you mention.

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