Fuck. Now I know why I bought silicone breasts and crossdress. It all makes sense now.

If I can squeeze this in here...hope it finds a receptive reader:

Josef Dieter "Sepp" Maier (born 28 February 1944) is a German former professional football goalkeeper.^[1] His nickname was "Die Katze von Anzing" ("the cat from Anzing") for his fast reflexes.

no one will believe this, but the Bronco is in my driveway presently. It's being washed. When it's done being washed, it'll go back into my garage here on the east coast.

I'm just gonna throw this down in here and let it get lost in the 533 replies so far:

thanks....

Sorry everyone if this was covered. Can anyone aid me with this question?

I am either not using enough coke or am jerking off all wrong.

The bike also knows what you ate for dinner. Have fun saving the Earth, greens.

They held the phone wrong when they took those pictures, and all you can talk about is color?

SOOOOOOOOOOO photoshopped! OMFG!!! Where's like, the soccer ball!?

The terrorists won; we built them a museum.

Then we need more of that, and we can start feeding it to the morons in this video.

you know what I'd like to see Google X Labs solve? The United States debt burden. Instead of spending money on self driving cars, dogs that won't smell like "wet dogs" when wet and telephones that make waffles, I bet they could figure out how to make America "work" again.