Fuck. Now I know why I bought silicone breasts and crossdress. It all makes sense now.

If I can squeeze this in here...hope it finds a receptive reader:

Josef Dieter "Sepp" Maier (born 28 February 1944) is a German former professional football goalkeeper.^[1] His nickname was "Die Katze von Anzing" ("the cat from Anzing") for his fast reflexes.

no one will believe this, but the Bronco is in my driveway presently. It's being washed. When it's done being washed, it'll go back into my garage here on the east coast.

I'm just gonna throw this down in here and let it get lost in the 533 replies so far:

thanks....

Sorry everyone if this was covered. Can anyone aid me with this question?

I am either not using enough coke or am jerking off all wrong.

SOOOOOOOOOOO photoshopped! OMFG!!! Where's like, the soccer ball!?