Totally awesome. Trouble is, after a few minutes staring at all the hardware. I forget what Wall-E looks like!

Yes, but remember the Enter key was seriously wanked. As a touch typist, I loved the feel of the keys, but the placement of the enter key took some getting used to.

Last time I met someone I met online, I ended up marrying her. That was twelve years ago, and I'm still chained...

For Star Trek - read "Voyage of the Space Beagle" by A.E. Van Vogt. Nexialism rules!

It's all that Dunkin donuts coffee she's been chugging.