Dude ....

The Russian bear can also be a lamb of God.

All your base are belong to us. You have no chance to survive make your time.

He never asked her to hang a sock on the door knob?

I wasn't going to give this much more than the time of day, but a few things happened:

Very well played sir. To say nothing of tape support (or the lack thereof).

The Book of Panda ...

Please tell me there's a transvestite DJ in this somewhere...

When my mom first got cranking on the forwards, I would check out some of the more egregious ones through Snopes and the like, and then send the links back to her — proving they were bunk.

Man, I remember seeing this broadcast live at the time. I remember it looking a lot clearer on my parent's 25 inch Zenith. The magic of time and memories.

Maybe Trey Parker and Matt Stone ? Call it South Star Park...

What, no Marvin love?

Two words: Panda Poop. Think about it. Yuk.

And that my friends, is why George R.R. Martin is awesome.

Totally awesome. Trouble is, after a few minutes staring at all the hardware. I forget what Wall-E looks like!

Yes, but remember the Enter key was seriously wanked. As a touch typist, I loved the feel of the keys, but the placement of the enter key took some getting used to.

Last time I met someone I met online, I ended up marrying her. That was twelve years ago, and I'm still chained...

For Star Trek - read "Voyage of the Space Beagle" by A.E. Van Vogt. Nexialism rules!

It's all that Dunkin donuts coffee she's been chugging.