Samantha would have driven him crazy: she'd have seen right through him and not cared when he didn't call the next day. It would truly be- wait for it- dary!

He's like if Reddit was a person.

I'm glad we could take this thread to a HIGHER level.

How about we work on getting Americans speaking English first? Judging by the average Tea Party rally sign, the grasp of the language that the average natural born citizen has isn't much above that of a recent immigrant.