Why are explosions so funny?

Clap your mouth shut!

Most Mystifying Behavior: thinking NYCyclist's feelings are affected by his comments

Habitat: parents' basement

Jezebel Troll Basic

LOVE your screen name!

I'm sure your kids can imagine their lives without you...

I sure as hell hope that LPN in your name doesn't stand for Licensed Practical Nurse...people like you who believe in limiting women's healthcare options should NOT be in the healthcare industry.

Fuck off!

Fuck off

Is this something you did in your laboratory? (pronounced the Dexter way)

bbbut...but...how are people going to feel special now without their special reason for their special diet so they can go to specialty food shops?

As someone who studies aging, I can say without a doubt that having children does NOT guarantee that you will be well cared for if you require long-term care in your old age. Having children DOES guarantee that you will have less money to spend on your long-term care if and when it's needed.

This thread is WAY worse: http://jezebel.com/thank-you-for-…

I had the same exact thought. Glad her piece is getting the publicity it deserves. In fact, had it not been banned, we probably wouldn't be hearing about it. (I'm of course not saying it's a good thing it was banned, but that the unintended consequences of the banning were good.)

There's no identifying information in this photo, nor is is a photo of anyone's private parts. How exactly is this an "invasion of privacy?"

I've heard this same story from several other commenters around here...WTF?!?!

My friends (3 brothers) lost a brother 7 years ago and they periodically make posts from his profile. One time, one of the brothers used the deceased brother's profile to congratulate one of the other brothers on a new job. I thought it was really endearing and made me tear up a bit...

I'm deeply sorry for your loss...

I'm sorry for your loss...one of the admin people in my department died a few years ago and she shows up in the "people you may know" section on LinkedIn all the time. I think social media sites should go inactive after not being logged into for a year or something.