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I wish I had a squirt bottle last night for when that guy was harassing me. It seems to work on my cat, so maybe it'll work on dogs?

No, not "problem over." The police aren't as friendly and helpful as you think. Plus, even if you do call the police, we still live in a rape culture, so we're still vulnerable to being preyed upon by men. Glad you've had such an amazing experience with being helped by the police, though! Please, do share!

No worries! You don't owe us anything, btw! Also, I just went to therapy today and I feel a lot better, so there's no urgency.

I don't think you were the slightest bit rude or harsh.

In college, I smushed my bf's balls during sex and it hurt him so badly that he was practically crying. I wasn't even jumping on his peen! You have to be careful around those dangly bits!

The brain becomes less plastic as we age, making acquiring a new language harder, but it's definitely still possible to learn one fluently.

Lindy, as a gerontologist, I can guarantee you that, barring dementia, older people are capable of learning new things. You have nothing to be afraid of in terms of growing older in that regard.

I'm sure plenty of us have cyber harassment stories that occurred in the comments sections right here on Jez.

Those tin can phones must go quite nicely with their artisan light bulbs.

I bet they also still use their cell phone to make calls.

You must be such an amazing photographer to never use photoshop! What kind of camera do you use? The iPhone 5 or 5S?

Rock on. Thanks for writing this.

This is.

You'd think men's emotions would be "harder to study" since they don't have any...right? Isn't that why they're never called "emotional?"

No thanks...I won't be rereading your comments.

I get it. You think we hate men. You must've missed all the Twitter backlash MoGlo got for several of her articles. She also tends to delete comments that are critical of her and has even banned a longtime Jez commenter for criticizing her. Please examine your misconceptions you have of Jezebel commenters.