I think the Thanksgiving gods have sent us a commentbot for our entertainment...it's working! ::sips wine::

I was referring to the YouTube, but yes, the thread, too! It's so reeeeedonk at this point it's unbelievable...

THIS. IS. INTERNET. GOLD.

This person is STILL talking?

I laugh the entire time I post them...I just can't get over his face! He used to be my avatar.

I wish I'd known this fun fact when my Great Depression era Pop-Pop would yell at the TV while we were watching Nickelodeon in the '90s: "Lookit those punk kids wasting food! Back in my day, we were lucky to have any food!" Yes, you were lucky to have pies consisting almost entirely of whipped cream...how dare those…

He's a thing to me. I've determined that trolls aren't deserving of arguments with words, so I summon Patrick.