Did she? I thought she always got away and Pepe just shrugged it off in the end...if I remember correctly, every episoded ended with him continuing to chase the cat...

I REALLY want to try a cronut, but I donut (see what I did there?) want to wait in a long-ass line...

These shoes cost $300 dollars...

YEAH! Pepe was basically a stalker and committed assault...

More women need to be in charge of crowdsourced funding platforms and social networking...

"I hate when I have to tell you what to do." —> NOPE! Not at ALL controlling!

Shoes are like wine: once you hit a certain price threshold, the quality doesn't get any higher. I have really sensitive skin and bony feet and I live in NYC so I walk ALL THE TIME, so now I wear only Cole Haans or shoes of comparable quality. I've had so many bad experiences with shoes and have found that my feet can…

"And with that, I'm never going to a fucking wedding ever the fuck again." —> SAME! Fuck this noise...I've declined invitations to 6 weddings and I'm still friends with all these people and I've saved myself thousands of dollars by not going...

THIS is why I don't do weddings...so many expectations of the guests: 1) airfare 2) lodging 3) gift...big fucking whoop, so you paid for my meal...

I WANT A DONUT LAPEL PIN!

Who cares? It's still misandry done right...

Taking cues for my sexual script from lady spiders from now on...

I thought it was CCD...::ba-dum chick::

That would be a Jew-fro...

THIS!

HIGH FIVE for being good in bed! I am as well - all respondents to my post-sex survey rated me 10 out of 10.

DONE!

Just tweeted this at Kickstarter:

Definitely been doing a lot of sifting lately heh heh...

Do you have a twin brother? Just kidding...I'm glad you told your story! Gives me hope for my 28 and and "all my friends are married" self.