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You no like owl?

It's in cat owners' best interest to keep their kitties inside! Indoor cats have fewer health problems and live longer. Plus, they poop not in litter boxes when they're outside! That's not nice...there's enough un-picked-up dog poop out there, why add cat poop to it!

If I'm ever asked in a job interview "Are you good at multitasking?," I'll be sure to have a scientific article with me showing that I and the rest of humanity are not indeed good at multitasking.

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If we continue to be a capitalist nation, then yes, there will always be a hierarchy, but JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST!

Just because conditions are worse elsewhere, doesn't mean we shouldn't care about injustices at home.

"They want to be able to have the power and the control and the ability to make those decisions for themselves." —> So you mean we have this power and control, we're just not using it?

Before you know it, there'll be special pens just for us ladies! Oh, wait...

Not gonna lie...all I could think about was how freaking cute he is, on top of being a national hero...totally my type!

There are 1,334 signatures now!

I sell my stuff on eBay for really cheap!

I just ate half a large Domino's Wisconsin 6-cheese pizza last night...in bed...after drinking...and took pictures of it...

THANKS SO MUCH for this hilarious article. Here's a baby giraffe as your reward:

WBURG!

"Do not wear your sorority or fraternity tanks, especially in Greece." —> THIS!

Oh, Vocal One - I posted a link to a White House petition to drop the case. Would you mind replying to the post to promote it? The petition only has a couple hundred signatures. THANKS!

WHITE HOUSE PETITION!

ATTENTION AGAIN, EVERYONE! WHITE HOUSE PETITION FTW! That is all.