“You rode a hammer?”

I hear you, but you gotta remember, such a thing as coercion exists.

I’d rather have unions and games take twice as long to make tbh

The team clarified that next to Theismann’s name is not actually the retired number 7, just a picture of his tibia.

A real shame that General Booty came up against such a juggernaut early in the tournament, or the #13 seed could have made some real noise at this stage of the game.

Rev. Pix Butt going down is a god damn crime against humanity.

All I know is that I’ve never been in a theatre with a more enthusiastic, excited audience, that cheered, hissed, an gasped in unison all night.

Me too. I found a lot of it schmaltzy and fan-service-indulgent and overly self-serious, but it was about as good as a movie that hyped and anticipated could have been, and a pretty nice send-off for a decade’s worth of movies that I generally liked.

Counterpoint: this movie was fun and satisfying, even for a casual fan like me.

Maybe. I like the Marvel movies, and some of them I like a lot. But I don’t LOVE them and I’m not a fanboy. That said, I thought Endgame was amazing. I have issues with their notion of time travel, but all things considered, and the number of characters involved, it was pretty masterful storytelling.

This is the correct take.

If you find someone buying tickets for a movie annoying and smug, that sounds like a you problem. 

Well well well, look who’s brought up Trump now.

FFS, you don’t have to read my silly little internet comment and then take time to respond to it, but here we are.

truman peyote deserved better too.

Sure a boat’s a boat, but the mystery box could be anything — it could even be a boat! And you know how much I’ve wanted a boat!

Have we reached final form of the Gruden photo?

But what happens when Murray eventually gets traded (or has to work with the next coach after his current coach gets fired)? He’ll have to figure out what I’m trying to figure out now... how to survive in a Post Malone world.

Dark Side users are known to lie about anything and everything in order to accomplish their ends. If Kylo was lying(which honestly was my first thought while watching that scene), it’s in no way a retcon, it’s completely in character for any Dark Side user.