People that don’t like golf probably played once and sucked so bad that their friends never asked them to play again.

You’ve clearly never played golf on a municipal course. Far more blue-collar workers playing golf than rich people.

Alex Ovechkin? Really? Salty metro fan found.

No, but I have broads there, and Sherman didn’t either.

I just feel like I could turn Storm Duck into Thunder Goose or Lightning Vulture and it’s the same.  I can’t improve on Truman Peyote.

See, I gave this to my high school seniors. None of them knew who Truman Capote was and only a few knew about peyote.

No, that was Willie Simmons. He became EDW in prison. Either way, I can’t really vote for him because of the name change.

General Booty is ranked criminally low.

Over/under two days before he signs with the Redskins.

The game’s decent overall, and there’s plenty to get out of it as a lone player. This is actually a strange exception to the game’s overall trend recently which has been generally upwards. 

Masseuse in Green Bay could very well be the least erotic job in the country. God, you really have to be out of options to get into the practice of kneading the backfat of that population of total goobers. Telling yourself that it’s worth hearing all the “oh gaahhhd and oh craaap that’s good” because their constant…

Badly underseeded, I say. Plus Rev. Pix Butt is a nasty draw for the first round. It’s Storm Duck v Truman Peyote all over again.

I’m hoping Jizyah Shorts makes it all the way to the end, but somehow I suspect she will finish prematurely.

General Booty might be the best 13-seed of all time.  Drastically underseeded

This region is a fucking bloodbath. There isn’t a bad name in the bunch and it has at least 5 of my 7 favorites. The selection committee should be ashamed.

Anyone that voted for Storm Duck over Truman Peyote can go to Hell.

Assuming the alleged incident really did happen, I can easily see an apology and attempted compensation center around paying her sibling’s college tuition without a specific figure being brought up. $68,000 just happens to be that figure. I don't think the amount itself is any indication that it's a shakedown.

I mean, he was an assistant for Pop and Carlisle before that. Just because you hadn’t heard of him doesn’t mean he was some kind of bumbler granted relevance because LeBron came around, man.

“Konstantine Sepsis” made me laugh out loud and is a real dark horse as a five-seed.

At some point they’re gonna have to stem the bleeding. When they’re ready, I’ll be here with my $10 a month in hand. Until then they get $0 a month because I cut the cord. Hopefully more people will cut the cord than new subscribers sign up for cable/satellite.