Believe me, the possibility of Ernie Grunfeld trading away Otto Porter and Kelly Oubre and two firsts for another traditional center is very real.

I will NOT.

This post has all the style and class of a Markelle Fultz jumper. And is about as accurate.

Never go down the rabbit hole with Sixers fans about the process. You end up with thing like “Dario Saric the All Star.” I swear to god it’s one of the most insane sports things I’ve ever encountered. Joel Embidd might actually finish a season this year and he’s Wilt Chamberlain. Ben Simmons can’t shoot from more than…

Oh, shut up.

Lol. Consistent top 5 team? You may want to, I don’t know... make the playoffs once before you start labelling them a potential top 5 team, let alone a consistent one.

I love all this gloating over a team that has yet to win jackshit. Why don’t you wait until you guys get a title before you start going crazy? Sixers fans make me dislike an otherwise likable team.

But that paragraph was really clunky so maybe he skipped it.

You know Lonzo is watching what he says about Lavar because Lonzo doesn’t want to be grounded and have TV time taken away by his father.

Poe is obviously robosexual for BB-8. Like, he totally didn’t give a shit about Finn when Finn, Rose, and BB-8 all got back from their mission, but practically made out with BB-8 right there and then.

They almost had to amputate his leg...

I’m pretty sure it’s just LaVar in a series of ridiculous disguises that don’t work.

“Maybe he winds up there doing dribbles while a dude screams into a megaphone next to him.”

It’s realistic to say Lonzo can be Jason Kidd offensively. But Jason Kidd was also a really good defender, which Lonzo Ball is... not.

Ugh, another Deadspin commentator trying to deep-dive analyze like he actually played the game or something.

Without being on the field and talking to him, no one knows if he was aiming for the upright or not.

I don’t even know why he’s DMing her. Everybody knows he’s a catcher.

Well, speaking as a Wizards fan, and as a person who has watched Wall up close as an occasional participant in local sports media, I can tell you that he is really an amazingly cool and funny and upbeat guy, and probably one of the most generous people in professional sports, and is—sometimes to a fault—surprisingly…

Not every country recognizes Nerd Law. Don’t even get me started on Bird Law...

Since Drew's a former ad guy, this seems appropriate