I am terrified of jack failure.

This is a reasonable and correct take and has no place in Kinja.

Yeah you can't have the government provide everything like they did down there that's just asking for a disaster like this to happen. At the same time you can't have a free for all either where everybody is on their own. The trick is figuring out what the government should be responsible for and what the individual…

The problems are from socialism not oil prices.

You impregnated six girls in your graduating class? Holy shit!

I believe its the exact opposite. Today´s drivers would get eaten alive trying to tame one of those turbocharged monsters.

115 HP? That’s about par for the course.

Ayrton Senna? Alain Prost? Nigel Mansell? Not buying it myself.

I don’t buy that at all.

I wonder.

That livery.... I need a cigarette.

Michael Schumacher...........one of the greatest ever!

Will it have windows?

Seems vans are good at carrying a lot of things, including momentum.

Sounds like something the elderly would say? Or someone that races a 250 ninja.

Pfffft, it’s a Jeep. Back at the factory they probably finished one can of paint half-way through and then opened another.

Sounds like Harris really toasted this guy’s...

This seemed way too accurate this afternoon:

I love the Spanish announcer say “THE BIG ONE—EL GRANDE!”