Haha. Idiot Valets. That said, when I did valet I definitely had some fun but didn’t do reckless shit in some of the faster cars I drove (F430 Scud, Nissan GT-R, 997 911 Turbo, R8 V-10.) Go ahead, bitch at me I know im going to get the Hur, Dur, Valets are evil response.

Play the original DayZ on a crowded server near the NW airfield or Cherno at night. That will make you stressed.

If it was a true sequential that wold be the preferred choice for the track.

That Cat’s Chill to pull ratio must be something like a 5/5.

Not an issue, Get a ‘04 and before bike and get metal tank. The maintenance really isn’t that bad on the bikes. I’ve done everything myself on mine.

The monster definitely isn’t what it used to be. IMO its lost its charm when they moved to the new headlight style and complicated the design. Its sheer design simplicity is what made it bad ass.

Photo should have been of a Benetton

I feel like something was left out originally. Someone needs to pay Wrapify, which would probably end up being you. So I see it as a net loss to you since wrapify has to take its cut. Or, it is your advertising budget. Either way it costs you money.

So, you are going into the advertising business then.

If by ripped apart you mean sawed in half then easily the banshee scream Formula 1 V8s:

The more I learn about him, the more I’m like: “this guy really isn’t your average celebrity tool”

I currently have a set of Nokians on my Jeep and I swear by them. The only issue is they can be rather expensive.

forgot about good ol’straya

Straya Mate

I’d say limit the exports to Japan, Korea, and select NATO members. The others are too unpredictable.

You get a star just for the chuckle I had over the duct taped M-16s

I won’t lie. I giggled a bit.

This thing is psychotic. I like psychotic.

Definitely has some truth to it but my E92 “disconnects” the alternator under hard acceleration. At least thats what it says in the manual.

I’m not a wagon guy, but damn that is sexy.