I'm loving the electronic mashup of Vivaldi's Winter. Makes this perfect.

Miura. Named after a Legendary breed of Spanish fighting bulls.

Still not as cool as the 100% real M3 Ute!

You can never have too many Jerry Cans to haul more fuel! Plus they'd look badass mounted on a mini.

Im assuming you have never driven any of the vehicles you have mentioned.

When I saw your text I was going to reply with that exact photo!

Damn Kinja Problems

The BMW M3. It is probably the most complete all around car you can buy. Topgear is known for saying "If you put an F1 car and a premium sedan in a blender, the M3 is the smoothie that comes out." However, it always carries the "douchebag/ asshat" drivers and parkers stigma.

Ahh. Touche!

I think BMW is the only one to still offer the 6 Speed option in this range.

Let the beast roar, one last time!

Personally, I prefer to try and kick it without skewering my foot.

I want IT NOW!

Deadly woodsplitter! From the description of another version of the video: "It looks unsafe because you're sober. Finish a 6-pack of beer and watch it again. See? Perfectly safe."

Why a Blender of Course! Plenty of torque to chop right through those bones!

Gotta love how it is chasing the car it was designed to beat.

If only BMW would go bat-shit crazy and drop this in the i8:

Im single, fuel efficiency is my utility.

I'll go with the competitor:

Midnight Blue.