Drunk level: Game 7

This is so "something an old man would say" its fantastic. I hear my grandfather saying it to me as if he were still around. "I heard dem Spurts are loosing to the Heat....I read about it on that Tweeter thing that's on the online. That Minute Giblets fella needs to step up." I miss the guy.

What the hell happened to looking a woman in the eyes, smiling, and saying hi? Am I the only one who does this anymore? NAhhhhhh I'm jus gonna turn and stare at dat ass, because.....dat ass.

How can we teach children anything, if they can't even fit inside the building!?

Thanks Gert!

Anvil continues to be unable to catch a break.

I would like to humbly submit for approval one, Dave Wannsted if only for the dishonorable mention list. The dude's face just had failure written all over it. A constant mug of disappointment scrawled acrost his jib.

Stan Marsh's dad from the Southpark WOW episode?

I've got an excellent grilling book called Weber's Real Grilling by Jaime Perviance. Talks a lot about technique, different grill set-ups, making bbq sauces and rubs, cuts of meat, and proper knife and cutting techniques for chicken, pork, and all sorts of things. Its really awesome and I'm super hyped that grilling…

Oh that's just fantastic. Thanks!

Anyone watching the Rangers game? I swear just before the last break at about 9;44pm a polite looking young girl sitting front row just gave the Caps Right Winger Fehr the bird very sneakily.

It's the Schrodinger's Cat of high fives.

That is fucking bullshit. If I'm spending $3,000 on seats at a ball park I better be allowed to wear whatever team colors I damn well please. This is just shitty.

Check out a movie called Tigerland.

This is just fantastic. I've never been so entertained by a recipe for deliciousness before. Also, I have a cast iron griddle pan...and I'm a sonofabitch.

He is the epitome of the "football meat head".

Personally, I enjoy these fights. I wind up cringing more when a Heavyweight fight gets scheduled between two behemoths that are going to press each other against the cage for however long until someone lands the KO punch. I think fans of MMA are coming around though. I've been noticing more and more crowds are…

The beauty of MMA is that a fight can end in so many different ways. For every fighter who goes through a war, or gets battered like the fight you saw (that was Ben Askren on the offensive btw), there are four or five other fights on the same night that end with a submission. I'm not really sure how you can be a…

I commend you on a "who let the dogs out" joke, without actually saying, "who let the dogs out". well done.

Writes ESPN, "Te'o said he knew they were at the hotel because the group took photos in the hotel lobby." I'm really confused by this sentence. Who did Te'o knew was at the hotel lobby because of the photo? Did Te'o not realize he was at the hotel until he saw a photo? What group are we talking about here? Matter…