Great article! Really this had me laughing pretty good and I don't even have kids. However, I doubt its chocolate that the poor boy in the photo found at the bottom of that ball pit. Tragic.

Sash should take his socks and wear em on his helmet during the super bowl. The Pats will be all intimidated, thinkin', "oh man, we're playing the team that's been wearing concussed players socks on their helmets...oh shit!" and then the Giants fans will be chanting that he's paralyzed.

So wait, the guy identified as Brian Downing earlier this week by Deadspin....the same Brian Downing who turned himself in to authorities is NOT actually tea bagging Brian Downing? This doesn't really make sense any other way, but I'm still uncertain.

Interesting how something can be both good and bad like that depending on what side of the coin you're on. Great for the industry....horrible for collectors.

Why is it that every time a dude touches a woman incidentally he's coping a feel? This is also part of the same baffling phenomenon that any time a man looks down in the presence of a woman, he's sneaking a peek at her tits. Its on front page of the NY Post at least once a week. I don't get it.

"A diddy bag.....and itty bitty diddy bag" hahaha love that line.

Holy fucking flying Rancor Luke!!!

I think I know....

Wait...what happened? I thought that was pretty on topic and somewhat funny. Didn't mean to offend the moderators. Why did it get promoted and then removed?

We had one of these chicks at my hangout in Hoboken on Sunday. She cried like 4 or 5 different times, and I couldn't figure out why. She wasn't wearing anything Packers. Then she came over to me while I'm wearing my Manning jersey and just goes on this drunken diatribe about why even though the Pack lost, they're…

A blow to the back of the neck is the punch named for this animal.

The Giants just have to play like they know they can. It's probably going to have to be a pretty flawless game, and we're probably going to need the Pack to make a few mistakes themselves.....but if the effort is there on both sides of the ball, this is definitely a winnable game. I'm incredibly nervous and it's…

hahaha....agreed.

yes, but what if the zebra finches start smoking and drinking and such?

"Go away....I'm 'batin".

Holy Shit, a well done tattoo on an athlete. I'd never thought I'd see the day. Thank you Birdman for opening the flood gates.

I've seen it happen and totally felt like the chick deserved it too. A dude I know got into a fight....not really a fight, he just smashed this drunk idiot in the face at a show. His even dumber girlfriend shows up and with that, "you can't do shit cause I'm a girl" attitude, spits in my friends face, slaps him and…

Oh no, I'm not kidding.....that Pharaoh Ernie thing scared the shit out of me. I still get the chills watching it 20+ years later. I don't remember the Big Bird one, but that also sounds horrible.

I haven't been this scared since Bert and Ernie went into that pyramid and met the crazy scary talking and dancing Pharaoh Ernie.

That is one of the most terrifying pictures I've ever seen.