If you yield only to a conqueror, then prepared to be conquered... Little Sonja...

I'll get to that point eventually haha.

To be fair.....they lost to the fucking Chiefs.

From the scene in Blow with Bobcat Goldthwait, I use, "Fuck me running" all the time. It's great because in the movie there is a comma (and therefore a pause) in between the "me" and "running", as he is commenting on the rapid increase in temperature of the hot plate. When I say it though, its all one phrase so it…

Any time anyone mentions potatoes I always do the Gollum line, "Whhh Whaaat's taters? precious."

That's amazing. I love that movie.

I'm 30 years old and I honestly can't wait to see this movie.

Just finished posting a story about the actor that played that dude and then saw you posted this pic. Go check it out.

The actor that played Spike's father is Brian Haley, and actually started his career as a standup comic and, at least as of a few years ago, still performs. He appeared at a spot in my hometown in Sayreville NJ once and in between sets was outside having a cigarette. A few of us were also outside and decided to go…

This is what the Giants do. They start off slow, completely undisciplined on both sides of the ball. If the opponent scores while they're not giving a shit, the second they actually do get something going, Eli throws a pick or someone fumbles, and the penalties just pile up. It is absolutely unfathomable how they…

That looks awesome. I'm going to have to make sure I'm stocked up for the first viewing of that.

Ahhhh!!!! The 'ol Michael Jackson defense. Pretty sneaky lawyer man! However, a major flaw in this argument is that when I was a teenage boy myself, the worst thing in the world was possibly finding yourself in that situation where it was necessary to use the insanely non-private showers in the locker room. I'm…

Matt, I'm going to vomit on your head.......I just saw all of Capt Weaver's ear hair.

Only 5 years huh Charlie? Should be enough time to build a second fuck off mansion on another campus.

A grammatically correct sentence about masturbation?!?! Bonus points for you, sir.

Why, because they've had giant titted superhero's for years, but this is the first time they've done anything with breast cancer awareness?

I think this is a great idea. It's for a good cause and it shows an industry that is acknowledging a different portion of their demographic.

And the "Reserved: 12" sign ominously looming...He shouldn't be filmed near any numbers under 18.

I am honestly shocked that Mike Tirico knew that there are 32 teams in the NFL. This video is amazing. I wish I could get all my high and lowlights like this.

Never!!! Never before its time.