Jesus, this song is real.

"obvious impediment", not cool. Dad has severe epilepsy and uses a handicap sticker. Didn't leave the house for almost a year straight at one point, and walking from far parking spacing can be both confusing, and dangerous for him.

Hahahhahahahha, fuck.

Thank you for writing this; as a man who's been through roughly 5 years of incredibly abusive girlfriends. First one cheated on me when we were young, and played on my emotions, she left me for the guy she married. The second one was an icky ass nightmare though. Daughter of Delilah Rene, verbally abused me,…

ah, I see kind of what you were saying. However I don't really see football players as alphas. Most that I knew when I played rugby weren't even remotely as strong as I am. Then again, what determines the alpha level of lifting 315 lbs instead of 450?

haha, wow. This faggot. A+ Bro, try not to cut yourself on all that edge.

I don't understand the correlation that you're trying to make between alpha males and idiots.

If we actually taxed corporations like Walmart a higher rate, then it might as well.

You're a real dick bag, aren't you?

Eek, string of bad Tinder dates has pushed me away from the guy side of things. :(

Considering that most drugs should be legal in this country; that's a shitty argument. I laughed though, go to bed grandpa.

Hey, my dad was one of the soldiers from Madigan who psychiatrist had wrongly downgraded his PTSD, and he killed himself.

Hell yeah, actually came out as being 50/50 bisexual the other day, and no one expected it at all! I'm happier than ever!

Hell yeah it does, that's so disrespectful to you. You deserve far better than that, and so does everyone else in the world. I have a hard time because I understand she's mentally ill, genuinely, but I also understand that I'm now out $35k+ over two years at 17-20 and likely could've had both my bachelors and almost…

This deserves 400 stars, and I'm so glad I scrolled to the bottom before making the same post.

Really fucked up side note here, I'm 20, and was in an abusive relationship with a girl for 2 years. Completely respected that she was "under stress" for a year, and didn't feel like having sex at all because her "life" was so "hard".

"wanking in front if a mirror"

Heh, too bad I got cheated on in situations way worse than this.

I'd also probably post about being abused growing up too.