Who said they cared? It is an interesting story, that's all.

Williams: "Coach Matta, he's been on my dick."

Reporter: "Excuse me?"

omg wut a crazy world - can you believe that you have to pay taxes on your income, which you use to buy stuff that is subject to sales tax - but wait! the money you pay for that stuff is also taxed as corporate earnings, and then the shareholders have to pay tax on the dividends they get from those earnings? they…

You're right. If the same exact scandal happened at Bama, I'd bet that the overwhelming majority of students would rush to Saban's defense and start a riot on campus. They'd probably set up a defensive wall around Nick Saban's statue too. Thank God Penn State fans didn't react that way.

Luckily, I can't imagine he's going to have that problem for much longer.