I guess that means I’m not allowed to talk about them. You must be fun at parties.

What about Canada Post vans Eh?

That is Nacho Montego.

Hey! Who are you? The Joke Police? I’ve never heard of y.... Hey, get your hands OFF me! Help. Help! Someone Mmmmmphhhhhh............

Just when you think you’ve heard everything there is to hear about this little Nissan....  Poa!

I corrected a companion Jalopnik article.

Get Oooout.

Sincerely, a Canadian.

Is that the new Xbox ?

Holy cow! That place looks(ed?) amazing.

I was 6 years old and awoke on July 31,1971 - excited to watch the weekly Saturday morning cartoons, only to discover all the TV channels were broadcasting 2 guys driving around on the moon. #WasPissedOff

I’m 100% sure the 4-door will sell more, but I find the long profile ugly. It looks like Ford designed the 2-door (which I do like), cut it in half, and then inserted a section from something they had leftover from another vehicle. Just my opinion.

Does this Tungsten make me look fat?

Little know fact: The chimichanga has more horsepower than this Renault.

“The More You Know” 

I always kind of liked the look of the Venza, and hearing it will feature some JDM styling should be an improvement... OH MY GOD, NO. IT’S HIDEOUS!!!

“unless an Imperial Death Star is making the rounds, which seems unlikely.”

Does anyone know where I might find a hot deal on a rental car? I don’t mind if it’s been smoked in.

David Tracy

That is true about Socialism. The difference is - people had a choice if they wanted to watch Friends or not.