Star for “no barbers with talent.” I literally laughed out loud.

NEWS

Absolutely no one saw this coming.

Sketchy company, legal battles, etc. were just coincidences.

I heavily DISLIKE every “leaked” image, every obviously fake video, and every supposed artist rendering of this car. I like Corvettes in general, and have nothing against the change to mid-engine, but the design is awful “to me”. I keep hoping GM has been cat fishing us all with the designs we’ve been exposed to and…

Have a great day!

Would you like a shovel to make it easier to dig the hole you’re in?

It’s amazing how you think I didn’t detect your initial sarcasm, and yet you don’t seem to realize that I haven’t made a serious comment this entire time. 

Holy crap. Please let me out of this message chain. Oh look, a door!

Not according to Stormy Daniels

Excuse me for calling the Traverse what Chevy calls it. #NotaMinivan I’ll never do that again. Phew! Close one.

I think we should compare vehicles with equal counterparts. This has more in common with a Tahoe or Suburban, than any brand of minivan.

Next on Jalopnik, we’ll explore how a regular cab pickup and a corvette are essentially the same vehicle. And Go.

The Traverse isn’t a minivan, is it? If it isn’t, why compare it to one?

To each their own, but I can’t believe anyone would be a fan of the Chevy Traverse. As far as I’m concerned the exterior design has no redeeming qualities. It’s not bold enough to be interesting, and it’s not stylish enough to be refined. 

Um... that was the joke.

I heard recently that they may be filming a sequel to Top Gun. If that’s the case and this is related - I hope Goose is okay.

We should start a ‘miscommunication club’. We’ve got that part down. #NailedIt

My bad. Fieros are cool.
I mistakenly thought you were referring to a Focus ST.
https://www.ford.ca/cars/focus/models/focus-st/

I’ll assume your Mustang is in the shop?

(If it is - I’m jealous).

Those so called ‘Canadian’ geese spend 6 months in Canada and 6 months down south. So I don’t think they’re 100% Canadian, but instead have dual-citizenship. They’re a nuisance in both countries. That bad driver is only a nuisance in one.

No warning whatsoever? Thanks for spoiling the movie for me and other readers.